How do you think Nessie's gonna react when she's all grown up and shizzle and finds out that Jake imprinted on her?

Interesting....


It'd be a bit creppy wouldn't it?

"ZOMGS....UNCLE JAKE'S IN LOVE WITH ME!!!!! AHHHH!!!!"

yes thats going to be creepy lol

and i feel bad for edward first he has to deal with jake trying to take bella from him now he's trying to take is daughter.....

fair point....


poor, poor, sexy Edward........reckon he'll let me comfort him?

Damn that's Bella's job isn't it!




Damn those fictional characters.

And those sexy actors for that matter....

i know

maybe...i'll help you lol
and what bella doesn't know doesn't hurt her lol

but seriously thats got to stink to know that your mortal enemy is in love with your half vampire daughter..............


i laughed when bella beat the crap out of jake hehe

Me too, I get so into it that I'm prepared to beat the crap out of anyone who bothers me when I'm reading for that matter

I'm like that alot, but it's worse with Twilight!!!! If my mom didn't love Twilight so much she'd probably hate Stephenie Meyer for writing something that makes me even more irritable when reading!!! LOL

Jake isn't Edward's mortal enemy, K. Were you trying to read with your eyes closed? It doesn't work well does it? They're friends now that Jake's not in love with Bella....it's just that the 'you've-imprinted-on-my-daughter' thing sticks a spanner in the works oh so slightly....a MINI-SPANNER!


Aha....ridiculous...ok you try and get Edward to cheat on Bella while I stand over here at a safe distance.

oh yeah i sort of forgot that part lol



crap maybe thats not such a good idea.....i'd end up like jake but my bones don't heal so fast hahaha

You'd be a 'volvo-pretzel around a tree trunk' without the volvo.


Unless you own a volvo...and/or try to get Edward to cheat on Bella with you IN a volvo.


oh and the tree trunk isn't NECESSARY it' just gives me an excuse for random quotage-ness =]

hahaha yeah then i'd definatly have to go see carlisle